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Why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial that you saw I don’t care I like getting pointless messages


jk rowling unilaterally writing that not a single member of slytherin house fought in the battle of hogwarts and instead every single one of them hid like cowards is honestly one of the laziest most flaccid writing decisions of our time

Book are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.
- Roberto Bolaño, Literature + Illness = Illness (via hellanne)

doctor & clara in 7x06 the bells of saint john


there are young kids out there trying to find porn on youtube

Get on your dancin’ shoes, you sexy little FUCK
- Alex Turner, Optimus Alive 2014 (via havok-and-turner)


when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.